Meat Missiles — Phoenix slow-pitch softball
ChampionsSummer 2026 · Phoenix Men's D
We come in hot.
Season Record#1 Seed
0Won
0Lost
0Tied
Win rate0%
The Run
Champions
Won the whole thing at Papago. Nobody can take it off the board.
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Player Of The Week
One name leads the broadcast each week. This is the card making the rounds on social.
WK 6
👑 Player of the Week
#11
99OVR+2 WIN
LCF
BASE 95
LCFPlayer of the Game×2
Player of the Week×2
SEASON10-1-1
THIS WK2-0
Newgie
6-61.0004×2B2×3B4 RBI · 5 R
Dillon Newgaard · #11 · Left Center Field
HITTING99
AVG1.000
OBP1.000
K%0%
POWER99
SLG2.333
RBI4
XBH6
DEFENSE78
FLD%.800
PO4
E1
Player of the Week
Dillon NewgaardNewgie
99Week 6 OVR · SS
“Defense wins championships”
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